Insults

This page exists as a landing page to support the Insults WordPress plugin. You may find additional information on our blog by searching the insults tag.

The Dickless website (apologies for the poor choice of domain) is nothing but a data source of thousands of insults. Some good... some (read: most) not so much. This post will show you how to access a random insult with us of the Insults WordPress plugin.

The result of this function will render something like this on your website:

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

Shortcode Attributes

cache

We cache the quote for one hour by default (3600 seconds). To cache the result for 30 minutes use cache="1800". If the API isn't available for any reason, we wait a defined period before trying again - usually 2 minutes. This can be altered (via temp in the shortcode function or in the plugin. You normally shouldn't have to worry about this feature or the API ever being offline.

tags

If you choose to alter the basic style applied to the text, use tags="strong" (in this case outputting the text as bold) Each tag must be separated by a comma.

p

To wrap the insult in paragraph tags, use p="1" (false by default).

Usage

Insert the shortcode of [insult] wherever it is you want your quote to be rendered. The first basic example simply outputs a default quote (in paragraph tags). We've used [insult p="1"].

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

In the second example we'll use strong tags for the the text (in a paragraph). Usage is as follows: [insult p="1" tags="strong"].

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

In both examples above the quote is wrapped in <blockquote> tags.

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